🍌 $BSTONK FAQ – Frequently Asked Bananas 🚀

❓ What is $BSTONK?

$BSTONK is the world’s first (probably not) financial revolution powered entirely by bananas, memes, and pure chaos. It’s not just a coin—it’s a lifestyle, a movement, and possibly the next global reserve currency (don’t fact-check that).

❓ Is $BSTONK a scam?

No way! $BSTONK is backed by solid fundamentals like:
✅ Memes
✅ Vibes
✅ The fact that bananas are the most superior fruit
✅ A random tweet that Elon Musk may or may not have liked

Unlike traditional investments, $BSTONK operates on a 100% trust-based banana economy, where the only thing that matters is how hard we believe in it.

❓ Can I buy a Lambo with $BSTONK?

Absolutely! All you need to do is:

  1. Buy $BSTONK.

  2. HODL until it moons.

  3. Sell at the exact peak (good luck).

  4. Buy a Lambo (or a used bicycle if the market crashes).

Financial freedom is just one banana away! 🍌💰

❓ Is $BSTONK actually going to the moon?

We don’t like to spread rumors, but NASA has been suspiciously quiet about this. 🤔

We’re also in talks with SpaceX (meaning we tweeted at Elon Musk, and he totally saw it).

Worst case scenario? We moon metaphorically, and that’s still a win. 🚀

❓ Can I pay my taxes in $BSTONK?

We asked the IRS. Their response was, and we quote: “Please stop emailing us.”

So for now… maybe don’t try it.

❓ What can I actually buy with $BSTONK?

Currently, $BSTONK can be used to purchase:
✅ A sense of superiority over non-believers
✅ Infinite internet clout
✅ Possibly an entire banana farm (if someone accepts it)
✅ A one-way ticket to financial enlightenment

❓ Is $BSTONK backed by anything?

Yes! It’s backed by:
💎 Diamond hands
🔥 Unwavering belief
🍌 A surplus of bananas
😂 An excessive number of memes

Some people will tell you fiat money is backed by gold. But when was the last time you saw anyone use gold? Exactly. $BSTONK is the future.

❓ Will I become rich if I buy $BSTONK?

We can’t legally say yes.
But we also can’t legally say no. 🤷

❓ I lost all my money on crypto. What should I do?

That’s not a question. But also, have you tried buying more $BSTONK?

❓ How do I explain $BSTONK to my grandma?

Easy:
🦍 "Grandma, imagine if bananas were money."
🚀 "Now imagine they only go UP."
🔥 "And instead of banks, we have Twitter memes."

If she still doesn’t get it, just tell her Warren Buffett fears us.

❓ Where can I buy $BSTONK?

At all major banana-friendly crypto exchanges. If it’s not listed there yet, it’s because they fear the banana revolution. 🍌

❓ What’s the long-term vision for $BSTONK?

By 2025:
🚀 $BSTONK is legal tender in at least 3 countries
🍌 The world’s first banana-powered economy is established
🔥 $BSTONK holders are living on yachts made of gold

By 2030:
🌕 The first banana farm on the moon is operational
🦍 Harambe is resurrected to become our official mascot
💰 $BSTONK is the global reserve currency

❓ How do I join the $BSTONK movement?

  1. Buy $BSTONK (duh).

  2. Spam banana memes everywhere.

  3. Convince at least 3 friends to join (or 300, no pressure).

  4. Prepare for liftoff. 🚀🚀🚀